<!-- Begin
var howMany = 9
var quote = new Array(howMany+1)
quote[0]="Puppy-proofing Your House"
quote[1]="How To Housebreak Your Dog"
quote[2]="Bite-Proof Your Children"
quote[3]="Dog-proof Your Kids"
quote[4]="Fetching-Good Fun"
quote[5]="Every Dog Needs A Den"
quote[6]="Back To School"
quote[7]="The Backyard Dog"
quote[8]="Home Alone"
quote[9]="Dog Bite Statistics"
function rndnumber(){
var randscript = -1
while (randscript < 0 || randscript > howMany || isNaN(randscript)){
randscript = parseInt(Math.random()*(howMany+1))
}
return randscript
}
quo = rndnumber()
quox = quote[quo]
document.write(quox)
// End -->